Welcome, foolish mortals, to my Mansion of Insanity. I am your host, Darkfire...and Yesss that is my name. Kindly step all the way in please and make room for everyone. There's no turning back now.
Our tour begins here, you'll see my paintings in their corruptible, mortal state.
Your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding, almost as though you sense a disquieting metamorphosis. Or maybe it's your imagination, hmm? And consider this dismaying observation: This chamber has no windows and no doors, which offers you this chilling challenge: to find a way out!
(P.S. so many faces to pick for the profile pic, and yet this 1 won...Oh Yesss!!!)